World’s #1 Anti-Vaxxer Heads to China!

I decided that after I visit Australia (?) in December, I should go to China. 

By Kent Heckenlively, JD

My recent banning from Australia was covered by the usual media suspects, the Australian-owned Murdoch papers, The Guardian in England, BuzzFeed in the United States, but I was surprised to find China carrying the news of my banning, specifically the South China Morning Post and Xinhua news.

I want to give the Chinese audiences something special, so the China leg of my trip will be entitled: DANGEROUS SCIENCE: CONTAMINATED CHINESE VACCINES.

You see, “the running capitalist pig dogs of the United States, with the help of that dragon lady, Hillary Clinton, have outsourced much of the U.S. vaccine production to China.  And if you can believe it, the conditions under which vaccines are made in China are even worse than in the United States.

Some people might think I’m picking on China and it’s not fair.

I understand some of their concerns.  Any vaccine produced anywhere in the world is a bit like a stick of dynamite, and yet all of those vaccine commercials make you think it’s no more dangerous than a birthday candle.  But the conditions under which they make vaccines in China?  Simply appalling.

I also received some comments that my public letter to the Prime Minster of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, lacked the sufficient respect necessary to a head of state when one is asking to visit their country.

In that spirit, I have dispatched the following letter to the President of China, Xi Jinping.

Dear President Jinping:

Greetings from the formerly free west!  You may think it unusual that the World’s #1 Anti-Vaxxer (maybe you’ve read about me lately in the mainstream press and they’ve convinced you I’m a dangerous radical like the Dali Lama) is asking to visit your country. 

Instead, I want you to think of me as your cool American friend, like Chris Tucker from the movie Rush Hour, with Jackie Chan.  Just so there’s no confusion, I’m Chris Tucker and you can be Jackie Chan.

You see, what I like about those “Rush Hour” movies, is that the threat to east and west comes from bad people on both of our sides.  I believe we have bad people in America who are pushing dangerous vaccines and I believe there are bad people in China who are doing the same thing. 

In America they’ve bribed our politicians, paid off the media, and pretty much stifled all dissent on this issue.  Now, granted you’ve done pretty much the same thing and worse to your democracy movement, but perhaps there’s still some hope on the “saving the human race from destruction” front.

I really liked democracy while it lasted in the United States, but I figure if I save humanity from the vaccine apocalypse that’s enough for one lifetime.  Let the next generation bring back freedom.

As the World’s #1 Anti-Vaxxer I am the leader of a larger and larger percentage of the human race, and it is probably appropriate for you to consider this an official state visit.

If you would like to meet me at the airport when I arrive that would be lovely, but I can just as easily take an Uber to your official residence.  The agenda is completely up to you, although I would dearly love to tour the Forbidden City (ever since I saw Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Last Emperor I’m a total sucker for Chinese pomp and circumstance.)

I imagine when you read the Chinese translation of my book, INOCULATED: How Science Lost its Soul in Autism, you will immediately want to give me the People’s Republic of China Friendship Award.  I believe you could give it to me in good conscience without upsetting the relationship with the United States.  The documents which comprise the bulk of the book were not hacked, but were instead provided to me by the Office of Congressman William Posey (R) Florida. 

Again, I am not some dangerous radical like Edward Snowden, or the Dalai Lama.  Looking forward to our discussions.

All the best, Kent Heckenlively, JD, World’s #1 Anti-Vaxxer, (Banned by the Commonwealth Club of California and Australia!)

P.S. – Also, I have received word that if you want to make a comment to my petition for a FIVE YEAR MORATORIUM ON CHILDHOOD VACCINES, you can do so at the following link, even though you are a foreigner (Which also happens to be the title of Jackie Chan’s new movie!):

tinyurl.com/vaccinemoratorium

By Kent Heckenlively, JD

plagueheckiKent’s book PLAGUE is being released by Skyhorse Publishing, which also publishes the work of Mo Yan, the 2012 recipient of the Nobel Prize in literature.

The book is co-authored with Judy Mikovits PhD.  It is an indictment of the “Fake Science” we find so prevalent in the US.

 

Kent Heckenlively is also the author of INOCULATED: How Science Lost its Soul in Autism, available on Amazon and at Barnes&Noble.com

 

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3 thoughts on “World’s #1 Anti-Vaxxer Heads to China!”

  1. Nice image. But technically the largest outdoor Buddha statue in the world sits on a mountain plateau of Lantau Island, next to the Hong Kong Airport and with a view across the sea to mainland China.

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