How to Sneak into Australia…

By Kent Heckenlively, JD

I’ve done all I can.  Now it’s time for the glasses, big nose, and mustache.

In response to the Australian government’s denial of my visa application on August 31, 2017 I sent them a letter on September 5, 2017, asking them to rescind the order.

I wrote, “I would like to contest the denial of my visa application by sending you a copy of my book, INOCULATED: How Science Lost its Soul in Autism.  Please review and point out any factual errors which would make me an unfit character to travel to your charming country.”

In the best diplomatic fashion I refrained from mentioning my call for a “Naval Blockade of Australia” or my discussions with President Trump (the action figure) for the provision of non-military aid to the Australian rebels.

Sometimes you shake the sword, other times you offer the olive branch.

But alas, they did not grant my application, although their denial of September 11, 2017 did have this little gem, “There is no evidence before me that Mr. Heckenlively has not been co-operative with the Department.”  You see, haters, even the Australian government says I have been friendly with them.

That is all about to change.


But I know I have to be clever.  Nobody can show this article to the Australian authorities.  I’m trusting you.

I am going to sneak into Australia wearing a disguise.  The border guards will be completely fooled.

And in addition to my disguise, I will be traveling under a phony name.  I will self-identify as Lucy Turnbull, wife of the Australian Prime Minister.  In this era of fluid gender roles, I think that might just give me the cover I need.

There are just two problems with this approach.  First, Lucy Turnbull has a thicker mustache than I do.  And second, I don’t own 20 million shares of pharmaceutical stock in Prima BioMed, makers of a cervical cancer vaccine.

Other than that, Lucy Turnbull and I are nearly indistinguishable.  It’s a perfect plan.

It’s a good thing that in preparation for my upcoming trip to Australia I’ve been watching all the Star Wars movies again because I’m getting “the Force” thing down pretty well.  I know that when I arrive in Australia I’ll just quietly chant “I’m not the anti-vaccine activist you’re looking for,” and the guards will quickly wave me through.

It really is something to read how blatant the forces of repression are in Australia.  

This is a direct quote from the Australian government’s letter to me of September 11, 2017, denying my request to rescind my travel ban.  “The evidence upon which the delegate relied to substantiate this ground is that previously, persons who intended to visit Australia to promote anti-vaccination has resulted in public media campaigns from the Australian community raising concerns with the promotion of anti-vaccine views; and calling for the Australian Government to prevent the person from entering Australia to promote those views in the public arena.”

It sounds like something that could have been written by the government of Nazi Germany.

I give no quarter to the enemies of freedom.  If you persist in acting like Nazi Germany, than I will act like Winston Churchill.  Let me say it again.


I do mean to promote these views in the public arena.

I need all the readers of the BolenReport and all allies of freedom to join me in this effort to bring down the corruption of Big Pharma.

Please go to the following link and comment on our FDA/CDC petition.  We are exhausting our administrative remedies, and then we are going to bring down Big Pharma.

The stage is set.  Play your part.

P.S. – I have told my wife that if I am killed in an unexplained “boomerang accident” that suspicion should fall on the government of Australia.

By Kent Heckenlively, JD

plagueheckiKent’s book PLAGUE is being released by Skyhorse Publishing, which also publishes the work of Mo Yan, the 2012 recipient of the Nobel Prize in literature.

The book is co-authored with Judy Mikovits PhD.  It is an indictment of the “Fake Science” we find so prevalent in the US.


Kent Heckenlively is also the author of INOCULATED: How Science Lost its Soul in Autism, available on Amazon and at Barnes&


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10 thoughts on “How to Sneak into Australia…”

  1. You know Kent,
    the Australian Government have been repressive tossers for many decades. The banning of Lady Chatterly’s Lover is a case in point.

    I think it is about time you organised to do a “virtual tour” of Australia via Skype, or some such similar platform. It could take the form of a lecture tour with a Q and A section at the end of each lecture.

    We could go through the usual charade of concealing the location of the meetings until the last moment, and whipping up a media storm.

    The only proviso i would recommend is that you make the event a double header, with your co- star being an expert in the repression of the media.

  2. Great disguise Kent – I must say though you look a lot more attractive than Lucy Turnbull. I do agree – you should change your tour topic to “Repression of the Media in Australia” – this will lead them in a quandary – they can no longer call it dangerous but possibly having to qualify your ban – which will only hit them in the face – of course the vaccine issue will come up as part of this sickening oppression…we have a new study showing higher miscarriage in pregnant women after the flu – not a whisper in Australian mainstream news.

  3. Of course the Australian government want full repression of anyone or anything that questions the safety and efficacy of vaccines. How else would they be able to get away with denying over 100,000 families their children’s rights to attend daycare or preschool? Yes, this just passed, no daycare enrolment at all if your child is not vaccinated, because simply denying us access to childcare rebates didn’t work. Plus we’re set to lose an additional $14 per child per fortnight in family tax benefits (not a welfare payment but a family support payment) for those families eligible for this payment. This equates to $84 per fortnight for me, a single mother with six unvaccinated children. Our government has lost sight of what human rights means!

  4. I actually took you for Malcom, Kent, but then, I am not good with faces.
    I think you should sneak in as a pediatrician, waving a syringe about and looking for small people to inject in the airport, whether their parents want them injected or not. And when they are actually injected, you can give their parents $16,000 Australian dollars, which is what the government does. You can use Monopoly money which is actually worth more than fiat money because it, unlike the fiat money, is backed by house, hotels and BOTH Boardwalk AND Park Place. And, if you do this right, you can Get Out of Jail Free once you Pass the Go sign after you finish with immigration.
    Then you can deposit the syringe in the nearest hazardous waste bin and tell people why you came: to break the monopoly on health, on truth, on ownership of bodies (aka: slavery) and on the Ministry of Truth’s dedication to anything but, especially about vaccines.
    I repeat: I am genuinely jealous that you, not I, though of calling yourself the World’s #1 Anti Vaxer. For the sake of stopping the global slaughter, we all need to be the World’s #1 Anti Vaxer. And we all get the glasses with the nose, moustache and eyebrows? YES!
    Folks, everyone of us needs to go to and take the action there, then post that link somewhere on your social media 10 times per day.
    And every one of us needs a personalized Advance Vaccine Directive card stating that we are exercising our Right of Informed Consent and legally refusing all vaccine.. Check out
    The life you save could be your own or your child’s!
    Yours in health and freedom,
    Dr. Rima
    Rima E. Laibow, MD
    Medical Director
    Natural Solutions Foundation

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