My three-year ban from speaking in Australia has expired, so what’s a trouble-maker like me to do?
I decided to apply again, of course.
Only this time, the conservative commentator, Michelle Malkin, has agreed to accompany me to the land Down Under. We’re going to talk about my recent book with Dr. Judy Mikovits, THE CASE AGAINST MASKS: TEN REASONS WHY MASK USE SHOULD BE LIMITED, and whatever else Michelle wants to talk about. She’s rarely at a loss for words.
Dr. Mikovits and I were recently interviewed by Michelle, and after the show wrapped, I popped the question. I told her it will be the best trip she never took. She laughed and said “Twist my arm,” and held her arm behind her back as if it was being twisted.
I know my sense of humor is an acquired taste…
…but fellow trouble-maker Michelle seems to get me. Then I got down to writing a letter to the new Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. I mean, the old Prime Minister, Malcolm Turdbull and I were on terms, but I felt I needed to properly introduce myself to the new guy.
Dear Prime Minister Morrison:
My name is Kent Heckenlively, the New York Times bestselling author of PLAGUE OF CORRUPTION, co-written with 20-year government scientist, Dr. Judy Mikovits. As democratic Presidential candidate, Joe Biden might say, “It’s a big f***ing deal.”
The complete domination of our book in science is something to behold, despite the mainstream media blackout. The all-time best-selling virus book of all time, Richard Preston’s THE HOT ZONE, (published in 1994) only has 1,372 Amazon reviews. After that there’s David Quammen’s SPILLOVER (published in 2012) with 1,346 Amazon reviews.
Then there is the science juggernaut which is PLAGUE OF CORRUPTION, with 3,514 Amazon reviews, despite only being published in April of this year. Did I mention how Joe Biden might describe this accomplishment?
I’ll be honest. Your previous Prime Minister, Malcolm Turdbull and I didn’t see eye to eye on things. Three years ago he banned me from coming to speak in your country. Can you imagine? I’ve never been convicted of a crime and everybody who meets me just adores me. It’s the truth. My only crime is I’m a writer of controversial books and unlawfully good-looking.
I don’t know if Turdbull is a bad man, but I know his wife, Lucy Turdbull, had millions of shares of pharmaceutical company stock. And if I’ve learned anything in twenty-five years of marriage, it’s that you don’t upset the wife. Happy wife, happy life, right?
From your press coverage it seems a lot of your critics don’t think you’re that smart. Well, then you don’t have to worry, because my new book with Dr. Judy Mikovits, THE CASE AGAINST MASKS: TEN REASONS MASK USE SHOULD BE LIMITED, is a short book, just under a hundred pages.
In addition, it has a lot of pictures, drawn by the fabulous cartoonist, Ben Garrison. I’ve made the chapters short, just three to five pages. But if your brain starts to hurt as you read, just look at the funny pictures and have a good laugh. When your brain stops hurting, you can just pick up where you left off.
I thought Australia might want to see the softer, gentler side of me, which is why I invited conservative writer, Michelle Malkin along for my proposed tour of your fine country. She might talk about immigration policies, the general cowardice of much of our conservative press, or the wacky, liberal bias of our Big Tech companies.
For a trip itinerary I imagine you’d greet us at the airport (we’ll carry our own bags), but then you’d whisk us away for a few days of talks at the Lodge, your personal residence. After that we’d give an address to your Parliament, then possibly a State Dinner, where we might meet the movers and shakers of your great country. I’ve been dieting so I can fit into my tuxedo. I’m really looking quite fabulous these days.
After the State Dinner, Michelle and I would like to travel to the Australian interior, and meet with aboriginal tribal elders, as this information would also be very useful to them.
From there I figure we’d do a quick tour of your major cities, then give a lot of interviews to local media, and that should be a wrap for us. I don’t figure we’ll be in country for more than a week. But that should be more than enough time to demolish the lies of Big Pharma.
Please don’t make a fuss over our visit, but if you simply must give us an award, Michelle and I would humbly accept Dame and Knight of the Order of Australia.
I hope you will look with favor upon my latest request to visit your country.
All the best,
Kent Heckenlively, JD
Just below is Michelle Malkin’s interview with Kent and Judy . . .
It would definitely be an interesting tour…
Be sure to order Kent Heckenlively’s new book with Dr. Judy Mikovits, PLAGUE OF CORRUPTION from Amazon which you can do RIGHT NOW!
The book is co-authored with Judy Mikovits PhD. It is an indictment of the “Fake Science” we find so prevalent in the US.
Then, of course, there is the “Mask” book outlining ten good reasons to be doubtful about masks.