FORCED Face Masks In Public? It Helps To Have A Sense Of Humor…

Note:  Socialists Have NO Sense Of Humor…

But WE do – so let’s poke them…

Opinion by “Deplorable” Consumer Advocate Tim Bolen

Here in California the local liberal news channels are teaching the vaccine-damaged-gender-challeged Millennials “the art of shaming” over face mask wearing.  You can see an example almost everywhere you look.  They have moved their ANTIFA thuglets off of the streets and into the local Trader Joes, CostCo, WinCo, Vons, Albertsons, you-name-it.  Who is their target?  YOU are…

At first it seems annoying, but, with a little preparation you can completely, and humorously, ruin their day and you don’t have to punch anyone in the mouth…

Or drive over them with your vehicle…

Here is their trick…

Keep in mind (insert laughter here) that ALL liberals are FULL of self-righteousness.  THEY are always right – YOU are always wrong.  We usually just verbally pat them on the head, and pour another cup of coffee, while they continue to seethe.  But, in this case they have seriously stepped over the line into interfering with our shopping experience, and they need to be dealt with.

So, let’s do that…

Now, (laugh out loud once more) their trick is to accost someone NOT wearing a face mask in a store, screaming as loud as possible, so as to get surrounding people’s attention (the shaming part), lecturing in an equally loud voice about Covid-19, blah-blah, blah… While, of course, filming YOU, hoping to create justified outrage, so they can have you arrested, featured on the local liberal TV channel, or, at the very least, they will put the event on their local ANTIFA FaceBook page – ALL with YOU as the “bad guy.” 

There is a FUN countermove from the world of “Street Theater.”

You just have to stay calm, let the audience close in for a little more entertainment, smile, and say “THANK YOU, I was distracted by the News Report that said that PRESIDENT Trump is going to win the 2020 election in a landslide…”

Then reach into your pocket and get out ONE of your three or four masks.

Now here is the hard part.  Which mask should you choose for this occasion?  After all – they ARE filming this for the evening news right?

Should you use the one we featured in the photo at the top?  The black one that says: “This mask is as useless as our governor?”  This action could “trigger them” you know.  Their eyes could drop completely out of focus.  Step back – for they could faint and fall right on the floor.  Do not try to catch them, because you would have to touch them, and as we all know HYGIENE is an issue with these people.

Or perhaps the red one that says “Make America Great Again…”  You have to be VERY, VERY careful with this one.  Why?  THIS ONE could send your confronters into a shrieking “I need a SAFE SPACE right now” mode.  They could even begin to swallow their tongue, falling on the floor in asphyxiation.  Note:  DO NOT attempt resuscitation.    Remember, these people are liberals and you have no idea where their mouths have been in the last months, or worse, during the last half hour.  Leave this to health professionals.  Just walk away.

Or perhaps if you, like me, sometimes have a REALLY EVIL sense of humor, you might want to go for the “Trump 2020 – Make Liberals Cry Again…” mask.

With this, however, you could get immediate heart seizure from your assailant.  This would be the moment when all of their best laid plans came to nothing, and, in fact, backfired.  It would be the VERY moment when realization came that it was THEY who were set up – and their own camera, and those of their friends broadcasting directly to their ANTIFA FaceBook page were all “ON.”

And then, maybe you could just say “Thank You.  Here, let me leave you my business card.” 

And hand them the card on the right.

Have you ever seen anyone’s head just blow up?

Now for the finale…

So, if you are like me, and it is fun to turn the game back on an idiot, or two, then there is one more thing that would REALLY be memorable.

For this, you should have your own friend with you to film the activities – for, for sure you would want to put all of this on YOUR favorite FaceBook pages.

Here is what you can do – After you have been accosted and you went through your basic script you could, if you are really feeling mean, whip out the “Trump Money Gun” ($29.95) device on the left, hold it up for everyone to see, then pull the trigger.

Watch the video below to see what happens…

 

Click  – https://www.amazon.com/NinoStar-America-Re-Election-Shotter-Presidential/dp/B07XMD7MGB.  Then click on the little video Icon on the left.

And stay tuned you meanie…

Opinion by “Deplorable” Consumer Advocate Tim Bolen